No download please!

Mummy to Son: No,you were not downloaded,you're born.

Wife’s secret

 

Wife A: I saved my hubby from drowing in the pool..

Wife B: Wow! How?

Wife A: Well,I just took my legs off his head.

Wife,the Boss...

Somebody said: Beware of anything that takes away your freedom!!

Me:who do you refer here,my wife or my boss??

No No Daddy..

Friend : I don't want to have kids...I don't like kids actually...don't like responsibility...
Friend's Mom: That's what your father used to say but he said that 'after you were born'.
{Whisky 54:89:48:135}

Withdrawn...

ATM founder died of being '' withdrawn'' in his last years...

Human and Computers.

My Computer suffers from less memory...Hmm...What to say,Computers and Human are poles apart.
{Whisky 45:24:09}

Rain Rain go away

It was raining outside 'n I didn't bring my umbrella.I didn't care but kept on driving my new BMW. ;)
{Whisky 45 19:261:115}

Who needs Enemies?!!

Friend A: Life will be boring without enemies!!!
Friend B: If friends like 'you',who in the World needs enemies!!!
{Whisky 45:77:39:84}

Until I see a dog on my way...

I am a slow walker, but I never walk backwards.
-By Henry Lee Stradford II in his Facebook on 10/05/2010.

P.S Yes I do..unless until I see a dog on my way...fyi I am scared of dogs. :-(

Where to stick that?!!

Techie: Hello Madam,I have successfully created a hard-to-crack password for your system.
Biz: Well,thank you!Where can I stick that?
{Whisky 45:114:945}
P.S Techie: (...may be in your butt!!!)

Not because...

Please don't hate God or your religion just because you didn't get a good life or beautiful wife...HE knows what is best for you!!!So,cheers!

{Whisky 45 137:36:56}

P.S: Quick,Show me a good looking girl NOW,you damn it. ;(

Human overtaking God...

Trust a person who says God is there but not the one who says He is the God!

{Whisky 45:67:934}

P.S: Hey God!I am all your support now,don't betray me,you big bastard!!! :-)

Looking like a Giraffe!

Don't GO through life, GROW through life.

-By Henry Lee Stradford II in his Facebook on 08/05/2010.

Wow!!!I look like a Giraffe now! :-)

Cutting Onions!!!

There are two women in your life...One,who brings you into this World crying and other one ensures you continue to do so...And NOW,I am in the kitchen cutting my onions.{Whisky 45 37:37:915}

HE is all you got!!!

If you have too many friends,you don't remember God!If you have no friends,HE is all you got! So,If you want to know how close you are to HIM,count your friends.{Whisky 45:119:33} -Sorry if this sucks!

GOD is really there!?!

A said: Why am I suffering so much if GOD is really there?!! B said: You are suffering because GOD IS THERE. {Whisky 45 136:37:59} (After B said,A kicked his butt until it bleeded...That's a different story.Peace & Chill out)