No download please!

Mummy to Son: No,you were not downloaded,you're born.

Wife’s secret

 

Wife A: I saved my hubby from drowing in the pool..

Wife B: Wow! How?

Wife A: Well,I just took my legs off his head.

Wife,the Boss...

Somebody said: Beware of anything that takes away your freedom!!

Me:who do you refer here,my wife or my boss??

No No Daddy..

Friend : I don't want to have kids...I don't like kids actually...don't like responsibility...
Friend's Mom: That's what your father used to say but he said that 'after you were born'.
{Whisky 54:89:48:135}

Withdrawn...

ATM founder died of being '' withdrawn'' in his last years...

Human and Computers.

My Computer suffers from less memory...Hmm...What to say,Computers and Human are poles apart.
{Whisky 45:24:09}

Rain Rain go away

It was raining outside 'n I didn't bring my umbrella.I didn't care but kept on driving my new BMW. ;)
{Whisky 45 19:261:115}